BART to Bus to Butts

I’m a pretty green girl.  No, not behind the ears.  Okay, maybe a little behind the ears, but what I actually meant by that is, you know, energy conscious.  As a result, I’m often found on two wheels, or tracks, or at the very back of a big honking zero emissions bus.  In any case, these modes of transportation in urban environments like the Bay Area really give you a feel for the city in ways that the car just doesn’t accommodate and in my line of work that often means slamming on the breaks when I see a style that I like.  However, you learn pretty early on that AC transit and the compulsion to stare at people’s behinds do not generally mix that well.

That said, I must share about the day that this theory was completely disproved!

Bay Area Rapid Transit or BART for short, is our metro, our tube, our L and, in many ways, the reason why it’s impossible to hail a cab in any of the following zip codes: 94117, 94501, 94601…  You get the picture.  Anyway, today I got caught staring at the pockets of this guy in really great jeans thinking “indi should be releasing our new denim pockets designs soon and wow, there’s a cute pocket design for men right there, and I should really do a blog post about pockets…”  There I am, innocently staring off into the space that happens to be occupied by this individual’s very cute butt and WHAMMO! Sudden eye contact leads to a swift head turn and the excruciatingly long pure, stupid, awkward silence that ensues as I try to find the least perverted thing on which to cast my gaze anew.  But get this.  Instead of apologizing and going into a long-winded explanation of why I so freely - and indiscriminately I might add! - take the liberty of staring at this particular vicinity of people’s posteriors and, of course, adding the best copout excuse of all time: the “believe-me-this-is-what-I-do-for-a-living” line…  I stop and realize that this one is actually checking ME OUT BACK NOW!  My thought process comes to a screeching halt and, well, I have a date this Friday night and it’s all thanks to indi.

posted by: Amy D on December 23, 2008 at 4:44 pm
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